Laughing Burns Calories (August 2012)

Posted by on August 25, 2012 in Humor and Stupid Stuff | 0 comments

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A good friend will come and bail you out, but a GREAT friend will be right there with you saying “damn, we screwed up!”

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Okay… I joined the Navy to see the world. I saw it. How do I get out?

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My 15 year old client was telling me about his X-Box and all the things that it can do. I told him that when I was young, I didn’t have an X-Box, I had a cigar box, and I used it to keep my marbles and baseball cards.

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Overheard in the gym:

(guy)”I don’t think the Russians will be nuking us any time soon.” (other guy) “Good, ‘cause I’ve got a leg workout to do this afternoon.”

“I keep some peoples number in my phone so I know not to answer when they call.”

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Mom?

 

 

 

 

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