Laughing Burns Calories Feb-2014

Posted by on February 9, 2014 in Humor and Stupid Stuff | 0 comments

What deep thinkers men are…

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said “nothing”. The reason I said that instead of saying “just thinking” was because she would have then said “about what”. And I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would have lead to other questions.

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful then getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question: Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion:

A year after giving birth, a woman might say “It might be nice to have another child”.

On the other hand, you will never hear a guy say; “You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts”.

I rest my case, time for another beer.

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